Thanks to Human Centipede, I may now have a fear of buttholes. I’m not sure if I can do rimming or whatsoever or even stick my penis in butts like uhhhhh

Bucketlist
#1 Go to Europe
#2 Fuck a Japanese/ Vietnamese Guy
#3 Visit New York
#4 Visit San Francisco
#5 Go to a Gay Parade
#6 Kiss a Girl passionately
#7 Go to a Gay bar
#8 Rent my own apartment
#9 Be an audience in Ellen DeGeneres show
#10 Find my own car
#11 Graduate from College with Bachelors
#12 Graduate from college with Masters
#13 Get a membership in a gym and actually work out
#14 Find me my own house (if i have a family)
#15 adopt a kid
#16 fuck without condoms
#17 have $100000 cash in bank
#18 travel with my cousins
#19 build own house for my parents
#20 Kiss a straight guy while drunk or whatever
#21 Run naked in public
#22 wax and thread my eyebrows
#23 walk in the rain in paris
#24 One night stand
#25 fuck in public
#26 fuck in car
#27 sleep in a hotel for a week
#28 protest in berkeley
#29 go to a cruise
#30 skinny dip

assvengers:


“Be careful, alright?”“I’m always careful.”

my inner sap is showing uwu

Okay too much penis in my dashboard